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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Stick it to the Man

Are you working a dead end job that's going no where? Do you hate your annoying boss who just likes to push your buttons? Well here's a life hack for you to be able to get paid for doing absolutely nothing, and stick it to the man.

Getting paid to go to the bathroom is one of the easiest ways to make a few dollars at the expense of your boss. Unfortunately it does require a real job, but hey it's still free money.

Instead of using the restroom on your breaks be sure to use it while on duty. By averaging just 6 mins every day you can make a small fortune for shitting on the job. If you make just $9 an hour that turns into $234 every year for doing absolutely nothing. It may sound like chump change, but you've got to remember what your getting paid to do. If you can manage to stretch that out to 10 mins every day you'll almost double your money at $433 every year, and if you make more than $9 an hour its even more.

So the next time you working be sure to remember what I've told you, and stick it to the man. Taking a shit will never have felt better.

Have a nice day everyone.

Tight Lines....