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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Stick it to the Man

Are you working a dead end job that's going no where? Do you hate your annoying boss who just likes to push your buttons? Well here's a life hack for you to be able to get paid for doing absolutely nothing, and stick it to the man.

Getting paid to go to the bathroom is one of the easiest ways to make a few dollars at the expense of your boss. Unfortunately it does require a real job, but hey it's still free money.

Instead of using the restroom on your breaks be sure to use it while on duty. By averaging just 6 mins every day you can make a small fortune for shitting on the job. If you make just $9 an hour that turns into $234 every year for doing absolutely nothing. It may sound like chump change, but you've got to remember what your getting paid to do. If you can manage to stretch that out to 10 mins every day you'll almost double your money at $433 every year, and if you make more than $9 an hour its even more.

So the next time you working be sure to remember what I've told you, and stick it to the man. Taking a shit will never have felt better.

Have a nice day everyone.

Tight Lines....

13 comments:

  1. I heard about this before, lol

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  2. Yeha i already heard it before, still great advice hahaha i would love to be paid for taking a dump

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  3. lol, I always made sure to take my morning dump while at work

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  4. I walk to the water fountain and get a drink every time I do something. That time really adds up.

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  5. i have had jobs where the only good thing about it is what i can steal. toilet paper is a biggie. f**king the dog goes without saying.

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  6. Plus, if you whack in the bathroom stall, you could get paid for that, too. Not that I've done that, mind you. Just stay away from that handicapped stall on the end...

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  7. Yep, I also heard about this somewhere. But sometimes this is just not possible, especially for those working a service oriented job.

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  8. Lol...never though that way.

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  9. Oh the mighty crap. Finally a good way to waste time a work, which makes it totally legit. Loved the post. NICE!! +Followed

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  10. Sounds like a good way to spend the day.

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